Some of you may have heard of a movie called Frozen 2. In fact I think it may have been the last movie our family actually all got out to see before the malevolent Sims player controlling this business became truly psychopathic and chose the “unleash pandemic” option and deleted the last save point, but I digress. We all know that a Frozen 3 is coming out because of Disney knows one thing, it’s how to wring every last ounce of potential profit from a franchise before driving it into the ground (*cough* Star Wars). If I suddenly  stop writing it’s because the Imagineers kicked in the door and abducted me to Michael Eisner’s & Bob Iger’s torture chamber where a parody cross between “It’s a Small World” and “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” is carried out by Mickey and the gang. But seriously, if there’s (when there is) a third installment can it please be “Frozen 3: Weaseltown Strikes Back”? I mean you bought the rights and crushed the franchise, in reality how much more indignity can you cause it to suffer? Also, who wouldn’t want to see the title flash to the screen and the Duke to pop up and correct the pronunciation! He could come back at the head of a huge armada and then we could hear the great story arc of how Anna too had powers, Olaf has gone through enough life stages to become the drunk at the bar who can only bemoan existence and write like post WW1 Hemingway, Kristoff and Sven get the duet sequel to Lost in the Woods and we find out that somehow the thread weaving through all of the Disney current films is actually true. Just a thought, and by the way the word if I’m under duress will be pineapple.